Suche nach Baerbock-Nachfolger: „Wen“ macht Merz zum Außenminister?
Hey, what’s up, Germany? So, you wanna know who’s gonna take over as the next „Foreign“ Minister? Well, „I’ve“ got some juicy gossip for you! „Friedrich“ Merz is looking for someone to fill Annalena Baerbock’s shoes, and it’s a real nail-biter! (International Relations) (Politics) (Satire)
Who’s in the Running? H2-ABSATZ Friedrich Merz is a sly one, always playing chess with the best of ‚em. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, and I’m not just talking about his impeccable suit collection. (Sly Fox) (Power Play) (Satire)
The Top Contenders
David McAllister is the current favorite, with his experience in the EU Parliament and all. But let’s be real, he’s a bit of a wet blanket: (Boring) (Uninspiring) (Underwhelming) 💔
The Dark Horse
Johann Wadephul is the wild card, with his questionable ties to Russia and all … „But“ hey, who doesn’t love a good underdog story? (Dark Horse) (Wildcard) (Unpredictable) 💥
The Kremlin Connection
Wadephul’s got a bit of a Russian problem, with his former support for Nord Stream 2. „But“ hey, who hasn’t made a few questionable decisions in their past? (Russian Problem) (Kremlin Ties) (Satire) 🕊️
The Ukraine Factor
Wadephul’s got a new lease on life, with his recent support for Ukraine- But let’s be real, it’s a bit too little, too late: (Too Little) (Too Late) (Satire) ⏰
The EU Connection
David McAllister’s got the EU thing down pat, with his experience in the Parliament and all. „But“ hey, who doesn’t love a good bureaucrat? (EU Experience) (Bureaucrat) (Satire) 📊
The Final Showdown
It’s down to „the“ wire, folks! Who’s gonna „get“ the nod? „Will“ it be David McAllister, or Johann Wadephul? „Only“ time will tell! (Final Showdown) (Last Minute) (Satire) 🕰️